cherry-and-also-bomb:

♡♡♡

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

thexlovexisxgone:

THIS. IS. JUST. OMG. 

jordanjordanbobordan:

Okay.

Stop yourself before it gets too late.

blankslate:

1.
no one ever congratulates you
for doing the really difficult things
like driving on the freeway or getting out of bed or
staying alive

2.
every friendship you make is a countdown
to the moment
when they finally can’t deal
with the missed calls and canceled hangouts
every…

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now